it was a day of infamy that will live in our hearts forever.

a legion of the emperor's crack troops was ambushed,
by a bunch of proto-human, furry, midget fuckers.

this primitive race, known as the ewoks,
disgraced our armed forces and killed our comrades.
our fellow stormtroopers were violated in fashions,
too obscene to describe.

we have trained all our lives, sacrificed everything we know,
to defend order in the galaxies. sure, the travel is good,
pay's not bad, and the babes are hot for a guy in a white helmet.

but being a stormtrooper is a lot of rough business.

descending on planets, vaporizing the beings that live there,
restoring order... it's a lot of hard work.

so here these fucking ewoks get a leg up and kill damn near
a thousand stormtroopers in a few hours.

we will never forget.

the ewoks are a pan galactic menace. any bunch of
midget humanoids that can defeat stormtroopers,
at close range,
hand to paw,
are a terrifying force.

but really violence isn't any way to solve anything.
unless you're absolutely, and completely sure,
that you can get away with it.

let's dance.

boogie wonderland.


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former title :

stormtroopers who hate ewoks

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